Preparing for the VC’s address?

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It appears the builders may have been given advanced notice of possible content of the VC’s all-staff address next week.

As they are such “considerate constructors” they have built us a gallows. Just in case anyone finds a sudden need for one and is lacking the requisite carpentry / Meccano skills.

I admit it’s a bit on the tall side. Fear not. There’s a cherry picker available to hoist yourself up with. They’re pretty simple to drive, you’ll work it out.